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hey hey what's up everybody

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that was that was short for some reason

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it was like shorter than usual was it

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not it was i wasn't ready yet me either

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i was messing with these sweet ass

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anyways guys hey this is another episode

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of ufo garage

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i'm ben and i'm joe and this is where we

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talk about ufos aliens and all things

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weird everything's weird dude yeah

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welcome to another totally topless two

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topic tuesday how is everybody doing

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this afternoon oh what are you doing put

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your hands up it's grooving morning

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wherever you guys are out there in the

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wherever you guys are out in the world

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hey look up do you see the moon

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do you

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are you sure

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you're on the other side of the world

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we uh we did a poll maybe it's too early

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to to tell but i did a poll and it said

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uh what day is today

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the answers are yes no

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and tuesday

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29 say yes

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i guess technically all of those are

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correct right

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yeah

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it's all subjective no we got 12 for no

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59 for tuesday so yes 59

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i don't know are they are they are the

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yes people also right

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i think they are i think so i think so

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they are man spooky are you talking

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about ben

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we're speaking what's up brother oh yes

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he said did somebody get hairier i don't

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know if you guys knew this and i wasn't

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supposed to say anything but recently

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last week

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ben got his first pubes i got my first

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cubes they've been congratulations dude

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thank you man congratulations

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that's why he was using manscape on his

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face this whole time and i was just over

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here making fun of him little did i know

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he didn't have pubes yet

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well i mean i wasn't you know i wasn't

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going to talk about it but i mean we can

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talk about my first pew if you want dude

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i mean hey all flowers grow at different

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rates they're all beautiful here's the

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thing i didn't even realize it until it

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was like four inches long man

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you were like

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what is this thing

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it kept going man it was like a freaking

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yo-yo

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oh man that's awesome well hey guys uh

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totally topless tuesday we've got two

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topics for y'all today uh as y'all are

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starting to understand these tuesdays

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are a little bit more fast paced or a

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little quicker a little shorter um

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but but still still packed full of

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nutrients you know what i'm saying it it

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does the body good just like just like

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like milk and beer

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dude milk and beer have you ever had

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it's i've had like a creamer with a beer

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and it was it was pretty tasty it's not

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bad yeah dude it's not bad pretty good

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uh tammy uh tammy what's up tammy uh she

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sent an awesome email with a really

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interesting thing i thought this would

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be cool for topic one

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where do you get your information that's

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the that was the uh the subject of the

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email and i click on the link and

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um we'll read it here in a second but uh

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putting that banner up oh like a four

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chance duh

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dude i'm scared to go on 4chan

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are you

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they gonna come get you

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come get me

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they gonna come get you on 4chan

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well [\h__\h] i live right next to the the

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man oh yeah

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right up right off there all dreary lane

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the article says the department of air

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wacky service release department of

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um the department of air force will

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release the where airmen and guardians

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get information survey this week this

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survey will

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uh be emailed to most guardians and

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randomly selected air force military and

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demographics the survey provides

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department leaders and communication

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relevant information through multiple

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interval and external sources

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i'll read the last one the survey will

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be followed in the late spring

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hey guys y'all are pretty important like

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very very important handle some really

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you know deadly machinery some of the

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smartest people we got

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where do you where do you where do you

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learn stuff

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going to ask this but like is is joe

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rogan going to be a check box

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is freaking is frisky richie dolan gonna

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be a check box you know yeah dude i

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don't know man i i i mean i guess like

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on one hand it's probably cool it

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provides people information uh on this

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your business

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um and whenever you start compiling all

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this stuff and then you're like oh well

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look where people are getting their

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information then what are what is the

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air force gonna do are they gonna like

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like block certain things and you can

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only get information from certain

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avenues like it's just like

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in like the world right now where like

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people are trying to yes it's censorship

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and people are always trying to tell you

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what to do like and how to think and who

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to listen to yeah can you mind your own

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business does it matter where i'm

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getting this information like who like

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who i mean who cares like if we engage

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information and you say well i got it

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information like that's that's one thing

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right can we not all communicate where

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our information comes from does it have

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to go in some giant database that then

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some large company not to mention the

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military industrial complex like gets a

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large tech companies right now that are

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like just censoring [\h__\h] right you know

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canada like all that huge line of trucks

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that are out there right now you know

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news about it i wonder why

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i wonder what you know it's like nobody

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nobody you know like these these large

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companies pick and choose like what you

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can see so i i think i think

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while you may not be getting the best

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information or the most accurate

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information it's important that we keep

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these channels of all information open

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at all times because once all this

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stupid [\h__\h] dies down you're gonna start

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getting more accurate relevant

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growing pains like in the the age of

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technology um and just people act like

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everybody being [\h__\h] smart you know

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what i'm saying like when we're not all

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smart right but like with the internet

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it's easy to come off pretty half cocked

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and say hey i know some [\h__\h] right i

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could just google it right but even then

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google google says there's a lot of

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a lot of information i can google

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something right and i won't find an

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answer and then i go to like bing or

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duckduckgo or whatever and boom first

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thing up that i was looking for bing

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bing bong yep

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there's a lot of there's a lot of

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favoritism and money behind information

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that you get so

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if you're interested in information

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information from multiple outlets

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multiple sources and then you got to

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kind of do your own

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your own sifting right yeah you pick the

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[\h__\h] out

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growing pains as a society on like who

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uh dude i think you're onto something

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maybe maybe this is just me and what

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pops up on my social media feeds but

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like i'm seeing less and less memes have

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you have you seen a lot of memes or is

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it i feel like there's a lot less memes

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like that was like the communication

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device like the joke yeah thing where

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like a lot of truth was being told at

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the same time like yeah oh [\h__\h] like

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that's why they you know caught like

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wildfire because they were like true

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and funny yeah there's been a lot less

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memes lately i know and a lot more like

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boring ass npr articles are like popping

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up everywhere don't get me wrong i think

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npr's is good you know they got they got

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some cool [\h__\h] on npr but like npr

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sounds like a library smells you know

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what i'm saying it's just so [\h__\h]

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like you know it's

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like it was like a decaying tooth and

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you just had a large meal hopefully it

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chipotle and then i hope you didn't get

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the queso because it sucks yeah and then

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there will be a commercial hi i'm

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crystal and it's all bubbly personally

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crystal with kaye hi i'm crystal he's

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and i'm here to tell you that if you

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drink windex and lu a liquor

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you still [\h__\h] you up but you have to go

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yes instead of a drunk tank you're going

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to be on some kind of iv medication i

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don't know man i can't remember yeah

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yeah but yeah i mean yeah you're right i

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mean memes or memes were like king for a

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while and it was so easy to just kind of

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get your point across with a meme the

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issue with memes that i found is that

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they were so simple and so direct that

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people started um

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like

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they would try and prove points the

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exact same way with no like

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dissection of of of the topic at hand

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they're just like nope this that and

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boom yeah and that that's that's true

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and you're like well did you think about

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that at all like there's a lot to that

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you know but people's thought process

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also became as small and direct as a

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meme

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right so so i feel like we're growing

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out of that stage though i think we're

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starting to see the beginning of growing

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out of

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okay we understand

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it's just like anything that becomes

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like a trend it's like okay now that we

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can call it a name and we can understand

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it we can identify it now we can

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communicate on an on a better basis i

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don't want i don't know what's next

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but it does seem like we're growing out

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of that phase where like memes is almost

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like kindergarten

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where it's like

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you know the

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the funniest thing i mean well farts are

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still funny but like you know like you

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know fart noise like in the middle like

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the teacher's trying to say something

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like we're trying to we're

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starting to grow out of that phase um

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what am i saying farts are always gonna

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be so funny but uh like

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like uh

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morphing into a new type of of

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communication

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so

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come in it's like memes how do you check

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like fact check a meme like i wonder

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what the next form of of quick or maybe

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it won't be quick maybe maybe people

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will start

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communicating more thoroughly

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maybe that's i mean i hope

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yeah you would hope that's

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that that's the case um but we also

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can't just take like every time you post

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something facebook puts a goddamn like

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fact checking

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you can go to this site and blah blah

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blah or like whatever like you know like

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you notice they stop doing the actual

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like fat check things or it has that

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little meter on it yeah and it's because

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they got called out for for total

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censorship and [\h__\h] that's why they

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don't do that anymore because they got

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caught like actually like

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like people would post things that are

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real they'd be like this is false just

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because they didn't like it or they

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didn't hold the same viewpoints and

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people were [\h__\h] censoring that and

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calling it fake when it wasn't and so

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that's why they stopped doing it they

350
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got a [\h__\h] a little trouble for it good

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so late

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what happens in the metaverse where

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you're like hey guys who wants to talk

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about aliens

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actually my name's mark zuckerberg

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aliens don't exist because it's only the

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metaverse and the moon is real okay

358
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yeah yeah

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uh dude you have you heard the thing

360
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with the elon musk how it's kind of like

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like talk [\h__\h] about the metal verse

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like

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you know he was talking about it and

364
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they were asking about it he said it was

365
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lame they were asking him about the

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metaverse and he was like

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i don't really know i mean like when

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you're a kid they always told you never

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to sit too close to the tv because like

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it would ruin your eyes and now you have

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like this tv like right on top of your

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eyes yeah and the idea that you have to

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put like

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goggles on to obstruct your view to see

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a virtual world it's just kind of simple

376
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and basic if you ask me so like that

377
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dude's talking like no i want you to be

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able to see a virtual world with no

379
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[\h__\h] goggles on type yeah type of you

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know contact lenses yeah reality dude

381
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you know so like that dudes already like

382
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metaverse probably came out and he was

383
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like oh god wait till they see the [\h__\h]

384
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i've been working i invented the

385
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metaverse when i was 13. yeah dude he

386
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was probably like this is so lame

387
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i bet you're 100 correct i mean who

388
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knows what's happening in like the

389
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the prototype phases of his

390
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uh

391
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tony stark-esque underground

392
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laboratories like he's like this is

393
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[\h__\h] cool

394
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yeah yeah

395
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he's like

396
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floating in a vat of goo

397
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yeah

398
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he's like plugging himself in and [\h__\h]

399
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yeah dude i'm sure that dude's having an

400
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awesome time no he's not you know

401
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i bet every tuesday night elon musk gets

402
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in a vat of blue goo

403
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and then he glows for 12 hours straight

404
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and he just feels amazing like it's just

405
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blue goo and it's just like this

406
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ultimate light like that's that's the

407
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new thing

408
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dopamine dopamine dopamine

409
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yeah man

410
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but uh so that

411
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the air force and the information the

412
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data collecting uh

413
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i mean

414
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i find it hard to believe

415
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force doesn't already have some sort of

416
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mechanism to tell like what people are

417
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into like come on you know right right

418
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yeah maybe

419
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see that crossed my mind too like they

420
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should probably already know that right

421
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what if it's like a check to make sure

422
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that they're being honest about where

423
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they're getting their information

424
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exactly exactly it's like a deeper like

425
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psyop like yeah psychological it's kind

426
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of like all this all the ufo [\h__\h] coming

427
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out right now it's like oh okay so like

428
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let me get this straight we all hated

429
00:16:02,389 --> 00:16:00,240
the government for covering it up they

430
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:02,399
came out and they were like

431
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:04,880
hey so we want to be a little bit honest

432
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:07,360
with you and we're all like oh that's so

433
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:09,040
cool let's all get the information to

434
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the government again it's like they're

435
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doing the exact same thing just this

436
00:16:17,590 --> 00:16:15,279
time they told you about it you know

437
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:17,600
that in itself is a that itself is a

438
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metaverse that that we went full circle

439
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:22,480
like oh wait we finally get information

440
00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:23,839
but who is it from oh it's the

441
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government same people they've been

442
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:27,279
lying about it for 80 years

443
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we'll take it

444
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yeah yeah

445
00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:31,440
and then we'll talk about it and argue

446
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:32,560
about it

447
00:16:37,749 --> 00:16:34,880
yeah forever now like we'll need we need

448
00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:37,759
something it's like sometimes

449
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:40,079
it seems like the field gets so stagnant

450
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:41,920
that like any little bit of crumbs and

451
00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:45,120
like people go ape [\h__\h] on it yeah

452
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:47,440
i get it yes i get it dude yeah it's

453
00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:49,839
exciting it's cool i get it is it's

454
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:53,199
exciting man but i want more as

455
00:16:58,790 --> 00:16:55,040
have you seen the new aziz ansari uh

456
00:17:00,470 --> 00:16:58,800
stand up on uh netflix not yet dude all

457
00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:00,480
right well i'm not spoiling anything but

458
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:03,040
his his line is but we need more content

459
00:17:06,789 --> 00:17:05,360
you don't have the content

460
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:06,799
just go just

461
00:17:11,510 --> 00:17:09,520
go away you have to have the content

462
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:11,520
it's so true if anybody hasn't seen that

463
00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:14,720
it's awesome yeah aziz is back y'all is

464
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he

465
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oh yeah you know okay it's nice to know

466
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that people can come back after being

467
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canceled

468
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yeah man yeah he's really good man yeah

469
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:25,280
that last special it's so good [\h__\h]

470
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hey man but the the the information so

471
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they're going to collect this database

472
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and then they're gonna send it to

473
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2500 random people

474
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so they're gonna send it through they're

475
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gonna print it on the back of the box of

476
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uh pops the cereal and then they're

477
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uh surveys occur every two to three

478
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years in addition to looking at trends

479
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and information preferences this year's

480
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survey seeks information about the kinds

481
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of features

482
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departments personnel look for

483
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information resources excuse me

484
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these inputs will help inform decisions

485
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:07,520
about future command information

486
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products and services products and

487
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:11,760
services good lord this is mcdonald's

488
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everything's a [\h__\h] products products

489
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so they're literally doing like a like a

490
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like an agreement for when you sign up

491
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for facebook or you sign up for google

492
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they make you sign that agreement that's

493
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like hey

494
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uh your all these products and services

495
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that we're providing we're also going to

496
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sell them to third parties

497
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and you can't ask about it like that's

498
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what they're doing it sounds ridiculous

499
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:35,919
it's not and my other question would be

500
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that if they do do this are then uh

501
00:18:44,630 --> 00:18:43,039
military members going to be harassed

502
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are they going to be barred from certain

503
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:46,880
jobs like if they submit this

504
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information they're like yeah i love

505
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:49,840
them forwards are they going to be like

506
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up you'll never be a captain even though

507
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they're probably way more qualified and

508
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like epp to do the job of a captain

509
00:19:00,789 --> 00:18:58,640
right then some other [\h__\h] head that was

510
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like no i love npr right

511
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:02,000
you know like

512
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:04,480
is that what's gonna happen like i don't

513
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i just i don't trust [\h__\h] like that like

514
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i just especially if you're in the

515
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military like a gi that stands for

516
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government issue like you you don't have

517
00:19:18,789 --> 00:19:17,200
a say why does it matter you know you

518
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:18,799
already don't you know you do what

519
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:21,360
you're told and that's it you know so

520
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:24,640
why does this information matter at all

521
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:25,679
well

522
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they're like oh man you said about like

523
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:28,960
why are we even talking about this but i

524
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:30,720
feel like it's if it's if it starts in

525
00:19:35,029 --> 00:19:32,080
the military it's going to trickle down

526
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:35,039
i mean i don't know it's like

527
00:19:40,150 --> 00:19:37,200
anyway back to the way it's it's it's

528
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like all all of these services

529
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:42,960
had some products and services all these

530
00:19:45,990 --> 00:19:44,720
products and services

531
00:19:47,029 --> 00:19:46,000
somebody

532
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:47,039
from

533
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:48,960
the government and or intelligence

534
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:50,960
agencies the internet was

535
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:54,160
invented as a as a [\h__\h] war machine

536
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:55,760
like that's what it was invented for in

537
00:20:00,630 --> 00:19:57,760
the first place right like all this

538
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:00,640
stuff was invented by the military right

539
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:02,240
so all these guys

540
00:20:05,510 --> 00:20:03,600
you know

541
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:05,520
alphabet agencies they've all had their

542
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:08,400
hands somewhere in the creation of all

543
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:09,840
these things

544
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:11,520
why is it now

545
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:13,360
that now the air force has to be like

546
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:15,440
hey we're doing this too it's like

547
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:17,840
you're really late to the game you said

548
00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:26,149
like we already know that all these

549
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:28,000
other companies right they're selling

550
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:29,919
your information to third parties why

551
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:31,520
doesn't the air force just be a third

552
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:33,760
party and buy it

553
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:35,120
they're going to give it to you it's

554
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:37,120
easier isn't it

555
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:39,600
that's that's a really good point

556
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:41,919
like just buy that [\h__\h] you know well

557
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:43,280
it's like you're you're running a

558
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:45,360
t-shirt printing operation you're like

559
00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:46,880
hey guys i'm really wanting us to get

560
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:49,120
some company t-shirts but

561
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:50,480
yeah i need you to pay for those

562
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:52,400
t-shirts dude we're already spending a

563
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:54,640
[\h__\h] load of tax money on space force

564
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:56,799
which we'll never know anything about

565
00:20:59,990 --> 00:20:58,000
you might as well

566
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:00,000
waste our tax money on on buying this

567
00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:03,440
information as a third party yeah dude

568
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:04,559
also you can get all the free

569
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:05,919
information you want off of tick tock i

570
00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:07,280
mean just just download this tell

571
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:12,710
yeah yeah

572
00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:14,799
your facial reconstruction

573
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:23,590
like to make your face old make your

574
00:21:27,909 --> 00:21:26,080
face a disney character

575
00:21:29,909 --> 00:21:27,919
the 10-year challenge what do you look

576
00:21:31,909 --> 00:21:29,919
like in 10 years because these companies

577
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:31,919
man they take that [\h__\h] and they see how

578
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:34,320
you've aged over 10 years and then they

579
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:36,000
project in the future what you're going

580
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:37,840
to look like in case [\h__\h] goes down they

581
00:21:41,350 --> 00:21:38,960
already know what you're going to look

582
00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:41,360
like even if your [\h__\h] goes down

583
00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:43,600
yeah if [\h__\h] goes down you decide to go

584
00:21:46,710 --> 00:21:45,120
off the grid they know who they're

585
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:46,720
looking for because they've seen your

586
00:21:50,630 --> 00:21:48,880
age progression by all these like

587
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:50,640
voluntary face things that you're

588
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:52,799
[\h__\h] doing all over the internet so

589
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:55,360
they know how you're gonna age dude yeah

590
00:21:59,029 --> 00:21:57,440
i don't do them filter [\h__\h] i don't do

591
00:22:01,029 --> 00:21:59,039
none of that because it's just all

592
00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:01,039
mapping your face you know there were

593
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:03,039
some people in france that actually got

594
00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:04,480
in trouble because they were painting

595
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:06,640
these weird block shapes on their faces

596
00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:08,880
in black and white paint and the facial

597
00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:11,200
recognition systems in the country

598
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:13,360
couldn't pick up their faces so people

599
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:15,039
ended up getting picked out like hey you

600
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:16,640
can't do that and they're like what

601
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:18,080
they're like you can't put that stuff on

602
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:19,440
your face and they were like why and

603
00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:20,640
they're like well because of facial

604
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:22,080
recognition we're tracking you and

605
00:22:25,029 --> 00:22:23,200
they're like oh i don't want you to

606
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:25,039
track me and they're like well you don't

607
00:22:30,230 --> 00:22:27,760
have a choice we're the government

608
00:22:32,549 --> 00:22:30,240
you know dude we'll see full circle back

609
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:32,559
to aziz he also brings this up too it's

610
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:34,640
like you we already like everybody's

611
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:36,000
worried about giving away their data

612
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:36,720
like

613
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:39,200
we already did it everybody it's a whole

614
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:41,120
i don't want to yeah it's like telling a

615
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:43,039
joke over but anyway

616
00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:45,600
um yeah so pro

617
00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:47,600
i wanted to say this earlier anytime i

618
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:49,440
hear like a company say like our

619
00:22:53,909 --> 00:22:52,640
products and services like immediately

620
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:53,919
i want to turn my computer off and throw

621
00:22:58,789 --> 00:22:56,559
it away like [\h__\h] you like don't sit i

622
00:22:59,830 --> 00:22:58,799
hate those words products and services

623
00:23:01,669 --> 00:22:59,840
dude

624
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:01,679
our products and services we [\h__\h]

625
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:03,120
made a lasagna

626
00:23:07,909 --> 00:23:05,360
it's a it's a it's a good segue though

627
00:23:09,669 --> 00:23:07,919
for everybody out there listening we uh

628
00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:09,679
have products and services if you go to

629
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:15,029
you can check out our products and

630
00:23:18,789 --> 00:23:17,510
services

631
00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:18,799
[Music]

632
00:23:23,909 --> 00:23:20,960
oh [\h__\h] man

633
00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:23,919
yeah yeah i mean like most of them dude

634
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:26,000
on facebook

635
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:28,720
never get on it like never get on it

636
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:30,640
unless it's a tuesday or thursday and i

637
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:33,120
need to check some [\h__\h] yeah uh

638
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:36,559
instagram never get on it i don't i just

639
00:23:42,149 --> 00:23:40,559
don't use the platforms um like i did

640
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:42,159
when i like

641
00:23:46,789 --> 00:23:44,960
five six years ago right like well i

642
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:46,799
it's i hate to tell you this but i

643
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:49,440
actually did the old face

644
00:23:53,510 --> 00:23:52,320
on your photo so just to see what you

645
00:23:56,950 --> 00:23:53,520
would look like

646
00:24:00,470 --> 00:23:58,549
but you can do that like it's kind of

647
00:24:01,909 --> 00:24:00,480
[\h__\h] up isn't it like it was like just

648
00:24:04,470 --> 00:24:01,919
upload a photo of it just anybody

649
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:04,480
doesn't have to be you could be anybody

650
00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:07,760
a [\h__\h] look the same just white beard

651
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:10,240
yeah it's just it's just you just

652
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:12,400
kind of like really shittily painted

653
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:13,760
white

654
00:24:18,789 --> 00:24:14,960
yes

655
00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:18,799
it just says all over the forehead

656
00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:20,960
old

657
00:24:25,909 --> 00:24:23,919
[\h__\h] man but yeah i know like my

658
00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:25,919
information's already out there it's

659
00:24:30,149 --> 00:24:28,000
gone it's sold

660
00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:30,159
but all like the newer stuff that's

661
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:32,640
happening like i don't even touch it i

662
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:34,400
don't even touch it man

663
00:24:38,149 --> 00:24:35,919
i miss i miss

664
00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:38,159
i want more i want more of my data out

665
00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:39,440
there

666
00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:42,960
i miss the old html myspace days

667
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:44,880
yeah where you could pick your top

668
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:46,400
friends

669
00:24:49,830 --> 00:24:48,000
and everybody else knew

670
00:24:51,029 --> 00:24:49,840
everybody knew where their place was in

671
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:51,039
your in your

672
00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:52,960
in your circle everybody knew their

673
00:24:56,390 --> 00:24:54,640
place man everybody knew their goddamn

674
00:24:58,950 --> 00:24:56,400
place who you were having beef with too

675
00:25:01,350 --> 00:24:58,960
it's like oh [\h__\h] yeah and like now

676
00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:01,360
everybody calls you every day

677
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:03,279
because they don't know their place in

678
00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:06,240
your life i miss that top eight bro and

679
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:07,919
if like you miss a call from somebody

680
00:25:12,630 --> 00:25:09,520
like

681
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:12,640
you never called me back

682
00:25:17,029 --> 00:25:14,960
that's busy what do you mean like you're

683
00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:17,039
mad now oh you're mad because i

684
00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:23,990
oh man

685
00:25:29,190 --> 00:25:26,640
mr crowley what's up man no dude we're

686
00:25:33,510 --> 00:25:29,200
actually two minutes late

687
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:35,190
yeah usually

688
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:36,960
we're huge what's up mr crowley what's

689
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:38,240
up brother

690
00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:39,360
dude yeah

691
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:42,960
tammy's in here what's up girl [\h__\h] yeah

692
00:25:46,470 --> 00:25:44,880
uh we got jamie

693
00:25:48,710 --> 00:25:46,480
uh that one time i was abducted by

694
00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:48,720
aliens i'm assuming it's jamie

695
00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:51,120
or bree i don't know what's up girls

696
00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:54,720
spooky what's up dude gordium yes

697
00:26:00,710 --> 00:25:57,840
chad smith i wore your shirt all day my

698
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:00,720
uh i got my chad smith shirt uh uh in

699
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:03,360
the mail oh [\h__\h] dude it is like the

700
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:05,840
most comfortable shirt

701
00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:08,159
i've ever this is my new favorite shirt

702
00:26:12,390 --> 00:26:10,720
nice dude nice you got a white one it

703
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:12,400
it's like a gray

704
00:26:17,110 --> 00:26:14,240
white like heather dude it is so it

705
00:26:19,269 --> 00:26:17,120
smells like lotion dude

706
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:19,279
chad pop a link in the chat bro people

707
00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:20,640
need to know

708
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:22,080
yeah right

709
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:24,159
it's a great shirt it's screecher

710
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:25,360
um

711
00:26:30,070 --> 00:26:28,640
so once they collect all this data

712
00:26:32,630 --> 00:26:30,080
are they then going to put it somewhere

713
00:26:34,230 --> 00:26:32,640
so everybody can see it

714
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:34,240
or is it only going to be for certain

715
00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:36,000
people that's only only for the people

716
00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:38,720
with products and services

717
00:26:42,630 --> 00:26:40,320
because i mean they're going to be like

718
00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:42,640
oh this they're building like a profile

719
00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:44,480
based off of what you listen to who

720
00:26:49,510 --> 00:26:47,120
you're influenced by and i mean it like

721
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:49,520
yeah but what's the profile for like

722
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:51,520
what's the to sell you products and

723
00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:53,200
services what's the what's the

724
00:26:58,149 --> 00:26:55,520
experiment what what

725
00:26:59,750 --> 00:26:58,159
what is the air force gonna sell you

726
00:27:01,110 --> 00:26:59,760
it's to tell the future it's to run

727
00:27:03,430 --> 00:27:01,120
these ai

728
00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:03,440
they don't sell [\h__\h] the military

729
00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:05,440
doesn't sell [\h__\h] except for

730
00:27:10,789 --> 00:27:08,880
bodies for services overseas

731
00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:10,799
that's all they sell so they don't need

732
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:13,200
to know where i get my information from

733
00:27:16,549 --> 00:27:14,559
they're like hey

734
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:16,559
we need some of that can we trade you

735
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:18,080
for some dead bodies that we'll send

736
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:21,360
over oh god and then they're like yeah

737
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:23,120
and then they're like all right all you

738
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:25,520
18 year olds go die over there

739
00:27:29,029 --> 00:27:27,520
and then they're like all right cool

740
00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:29,039
well now everybody's dead can we have

741
00:27:31,830 --> 00:27:30,559
that stuff that we were going to trade

742
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:31,840
for and they're like yeah and they're

743
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:33,120
like all right cool we'll see you in

744
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:34,720
five years we need to blow some more

745
00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:35,760
[\h__\h] up

746
00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:37,919
oh my god i mean that's that's the

747
00:27:43,990 --> 00:27:40,640
history of america right it's not wrong

748
00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:44,000
it ain't pretty but it's not wrong

749
00:27:47,990 --> 00:27:45,600
nicholas cage wasn't a part of that and

750
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:48,000
that was he was at a very huge part of

751
00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:51,360
american history yeah yeah

752
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:53,039
yeah it's crazy man

753
00:27:58,149 --> 00:27:55,200
dude it is crazy man so

754
00:28:00,389 --> 00:27:58,159
i feel like uh yeah it's like

755
00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:00,399
yeah i i feel like we kind of

756
00:28:02,870 --> 00:28:01,360
uh

757
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:02,880
gotten to the end of this one i mean

758
00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:04,559
it's we kind of know where we stand on

759
00:28:08,549 --> 00:28:07,120
that like at the end of the day

760
00:28:10,149 --> 00:28:08,559
just

761
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:10,159
why why does it matter where we get our

762
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:11,600
information from people should be able

763
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:13,919
to decide for themselves what to believe

764
00:28:17,190 --> 00:28:16,080
who to follow who to respect who to

765
00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:17,200
listen to

766
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:18,880
and like we should gotta stop like

767
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:22,240
babying everybody god i know

768
00:28:26,630 --> 00:28:24,399
it's so lame like

769
00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:26,640
i don't uh uh like the other day

770
00:28:29,269 --> 00:28:28,399
somebody like posted some [\h__\h] like i

771
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:29,279
said i

772
00:28:34,149 --> 00:28:31,600
rarely get on but like because when i do

773
00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:34,159
get on like when i get on facebook and

774
00:28:38,789 --> 00:28:36,320
the first thing i see is like

775
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:38,799
joe rogan sucks it's like

776
00:28:42,950 --> 00:28:41,440
oh he doesn't it's like okay

777
00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:42,960
stop you're gonna hurt joe rogan's

778
00:28:46,549 --> 00:28:44,880
feelings for one and for two does

779
00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:46,559
anybody care what you [\h__\h] think

780
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:49,840
about joe rogan no nobody cares guess

781
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:51,760
what all you've done is inspire a bunch

782
00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:53,360
of people to go listen to joe rogan and

783
00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:54,880
why he sucks and they're gonna find out

784
00:28:58,630 --> 00:28:56,480
oh this guy doesn't suck he [\h__\h]

785
00:29:02,070 --> 00:28:58,640
rocks and the person that said he sucks

786
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:02,080
sucks like shut up just nobody cares

787
00:29:07,029 --> 00:29:04,880
your opinion is stupid my opinion is

788
00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:07,039
stupid all of our opinions are stupid

789
00:29:11,830 --> 00:29:09,840
you know i have good opinions about like

790
00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:11,840
plants um

791
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:13,440
you have some very good opinions about

792
00:29:19,110 --> 00:29:17,399
plants landscaping things uh vermiculite

793
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:19,120
permaculture

794
00:29:23,990 --> 00:29:21,760
now like fish and fish tanks like i have

795
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:24,000
some good opinions on that but if i ever

796
00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:26,399
try to give you an opinion on what i

797
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:29,120
think about foreign policies i just shut

798
00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:30,960
the [\h__\h] up because i don't my opinion

799
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:33,279
is stupid just like all of our opinions

800
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:35,600
are stupid like we gotta stop that [\h__\h]

801
00:29:38,630 --> 00:29:37,440
stop acting like we're so smart yeah

802
00:29:40,470 --> 00:29:38,640
because i know

803
00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:40,480
i guarantee you

804
00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:43,440
90 of us are dumb as [\h__\h]

805
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:45,600
like all of us

806
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:46,880
well i think

807
00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:48,880
i do the same thing it's like if i align

808
00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:50,000
with somebody the way somebody's

809
00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:52,399
speaking i'm like oh oh yeah then i want

810
00:29:55,990 --> 00:29:53,520
to be like

811
00:29:58,710 --> 00:29:56,000
going to say the same [\h__\h] thing and

812
00:30:01,190 --> 00:29:58,720
like as loud as i can like yeah yeah i

813
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:01,200
want to be like him but but again like

814
00:30:05,909 --> 00:30:04,080
you're projecting that opinion like

815
00:30:08,789 --> 00:30:05,919
which is like it's it

816
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:08,799
that's fine right but like

817
00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:09,760
don't

818
00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:13,279
if you are willing to die on a hill that

819
00:30:17,830 --> 00:30:15,279
joe rogan sucks like you're you're a

820
00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:17,840
[\h__\h] idiot like shut up

821
00:30:21,669 --> 00:30:19,440
like there's things that like opinions

822
00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:21,679
are like okay like we need to discuss

823
00:30:26,549 --> 00:30:22,559
like

824
00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:26,559
what's going on uh it's certain aspects

825
00:30:31,350 --> 00:30:28,960
of like your country but like it should

826
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:31,360
it should pertain to like how it affects

827
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:33,440
you directly and personally and that's

828
00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:34,799
where your opinions should come from

829
00:30:38,789 --> 00:30:36,720
like when you start going down the line

830
00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:38,799
of the branches of government and blah

831
00:30:42,389 --> 00:30:40,559
blah blah and i sat next to you in

832
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:42,399
history and you never passed that [\h__\h]

833
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:46,960
like shut the [\h__\h] up all right like no

834
00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:48,880
dude i love it

835
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:50,960
we we should have one political episode

836
00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:56,470
really sync ourselves

837
00:30:59,750 --> 00:30:57,760
hey i want to just

838
00:31:03,350 --> 00:30:59,760
yeah i really want to check in on the uh

839
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:03,360
the poll uh here uh we have um

840
00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:05,600
so the question uh the poll is what day

841
00:31:11,509 --> 00:31:08,720
is it today and uh uh 30

842
00:31:13,509 --> 00:31:11,519
31 say yes

843
00:31:16,149 --> 00:31:13,519
21 say no

844
00:31:18,389 --> 00:31:16,159
and 48 it's gone down from the 60s it's

845
00:31:21,029 --> 00:31:18,399
gone down to 48 percent say tuesday oh

846
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:21,039
damn so

847
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:23,519
tuesday's about to start losing the poll

848
00:31:26,630 --> 00:31:25,519
i almost like

849
00:31:28,310 --> 00:31:26,640
what

850
00:31:29,029 --> 00:31:28,320
this is kind of a social experiment you

851
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:29,039
know

852
00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:30,159
remember when i was asking about

853
00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:33,200
opinions and there you go

854
00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:34,799
is it your right to have an opinion if

855
00:31:40,389 --> 00:31:37,440
it's tuesday or not i think so man in my

856
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:40,399
in my truth

857
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:42,480
it is it could be it could be [\h__\h]

858
00:31:47,269 --> 00:31:44,320
wednesday and i don't care dude you know

859
00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:47,279
what i'm saying it's wednesday on the

860
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:49,440
other side of the world why can't it be

861
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:51,519
wednesday here too or it's wednesday

862
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:53,120
tomorrow what if i'm living in the

863
00:31:56,230 --> 00:31:55,200
future baby

864
00:31:58,870 --> 00:31:56,240
[\h__\h]

865
00:32:00,070 --> 00:31:58,880
yeah dude you know what i'm saying

866
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:00,080
all right what's your topic dude let's

867
00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:02,320
go to the next topic all right next

868
00:32:05,669 --> 00:32:04,399
topic oh i gotta create a banner for it

869
00:32:10,070 --> 00:32:05,679
too

870
00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:10,080
next topic is okay uh hold on one second

871
00:32:14,630 --> 00:32:12,320
who sent this to us i want to make sure

872
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:14,640
uh john marks dude i think you're

873
00:32:19,909 --> 00:32:17,440
listening right now actually howdy boy

874
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:19,919
yeah dude you posted a kick-ass article

875
00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:23,519
introductory space science volume two

876
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:24,559
uh

877
00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:27,760
it was edited by a major donald g

878
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:30,880
carpenter um with chapters by major

879
00:32:36,870 --> 00:32:33,760
donald g carpenter major william j

880
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:36,880
goodwin lieutenant colonel edward r

881
00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:38,000
thor

882
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:39,120
keslin

883
00:32:44,149 --> 00:32:42,240
uh lieutenant colonel john m kirk what's

884
00:32:45,909 --> 00:32:44,159
the what's the uh what can i put as a

885
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:45,919
short like second topic like this is

886
00:32:48,230 --> 00:32:47,360
what we're talking about

887
00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:48,240
uh

888
00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:50,640
department of physics united states air

889
00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:52,559
force academy

890
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:54,080
oh we're going hard on the air force

891
00:32:59,029 --> 00:32:56,480
today we are going hard on air force

892
00:33:01,430 --> 00:32:59,039
on the chair for us dude so so second

893
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:01,440
topic department of physics and then

894
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:04,240
united states air force academy

895
00:33:07,909 --> 00:33:06,080
yeah i just thought that this was really

896
00:33:10,950 --> 00:33:07,919
cool it was uh

897
00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:10,960
it was it was um

898
00:33:15,909 --> 00:33:13,200
it was written back in the 60s

899
00:33:17,909 --> 00:33:15,919
i thought that that was pretty cool um

900
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:17,919
and they had some really

901
00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:22,320
interesting stories on here um

902
00:33:26,149 --> 00:33:23,840
right out of the gate it says

903
00:33:29,430 --> 00:33:26,159
unidentified flying object what is an

904
00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:29,440
unidentified flying object a ufo well

905
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:31,279
according to the united states air force

906
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:35,960
regulation 80-17 dated 19th of september

907
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:40,080
1966 a ufo is any aerial phenomena or

908
00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:43,200
object which is unknown or appears to be

909
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:45,760
out of the ordinary to the observer this

910
00:33:50,789 --> 00:33:47,760
is a very broad definition which applies

911
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:50,799
equally well to one individual seeing

912
00:33:54,149 --> 00:33:52,960
his first uh

913
00:34:06,950 --> 00:33:54,159
not

914
00:34:08,869 --> 00:34:06,960
i don't know that's a cool word it

915
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:08,879
sounds like a cool word though it's a

916
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:11,760
it's a cloud at twilight as it uh

917
00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:12,720
uh

918
00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:15,359
as it does to another individual seeing

919
00:34:20,950 --> 00:34:18,399
his first helicopter noctilucent knock

920
00:34:23,109 --> 00:34:20,960
to lucid good job dude hell yeah like

921
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:23,119
again that's something

922
00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:25,760
it says the literature on ufos is so

923
00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:28,399
vast in the story so many and varied

924
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:30,560
that we can only present a sketchy

925
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:33,040
outline of the subject in this chapter

926
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:34,560
that outline

927
00:34:39,430 --> 00:34:37,440
includes description classifications

928
00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:39,440
operational domains

929
00:34:43,669 --> 00:34:40,800
uh

930
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:43,679
temporal and spatial some theories as to

931
00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:45,919
the nature of ufo phenomenon human

932
00:34:49,030 --> 00:34:47,200
reactions

933
00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:49,040
attempts to

934
00:34:54,149 --> 00:34:51,760
attack the problem scientifically and

935
00:34:55,669 --> 00:34:54,159
some tentative conclusions if you wish

936
00:34:57,670 --> 00:34:55,679
to read further in this area the

937
00:34:59,510 --> 00:34:57,680
references provide an excellent starting

938
00:35:00,710 --> 00:34:59,520
point so it's pretty dope i mean

939
00:35:03,109 --> 00:35:00,720
descriptions

940
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:03,119
size shape and then the shape they

941
00:35:09,270 --> 00:35:06,880
describe it as disk or an ellipse or

942
00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:09,280
football shape etc

943
00:35:15,430 --> 00:35:12,160
the luminosity the color the number of

944
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:15,440
ufos that are cited and their behaviors

945
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:17,680
uh the locations they have you know

946
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:20,640
altitude directions etc patterns and

947
00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:21,680
paths

948
00:35:27,510 --> 00:35:24,320
uh flight characteristics such as

949
00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:27,520
wobbling fluttering etc

950
00:35:35,109 --> 00:35:29,040
uh

951
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:35,119
ozone or other odor yeah dude like like

952
00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:37,520
they they really like there's there's

953
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:39,280
more [\h__\h] in this than it was that got

954
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:42,320
released last year right last july

955
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:44,160
there's a lot of cool stuff man like

956
00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:46,640
after effects burned areas or animals

957
00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:48,880
depressed or flattened areas dead or

958
00:35:53,510 --> 00:35:50,960
missing animals mentally disturbed

959
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:53,520
people missing items like they really go

960
00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:55,040
in and they're like yo this is some [\h__\h]

961
00:36:00,150 --> 00:35:56,800
that happens right

962
00:36:03,589 --> 00:36:00,160
like or cloud dude freaking yeah like

963
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:03,599
they really go into this detail it was

964
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:06,400
really really cool right that that new

965
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:08,560
one that we got in july they were like

966
00:36:19,030 --> 00:36:16,470
it's just crazy

967
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:19,040
but no i i go by it's a rebrand i go by

968
00:36:22,710 --> 00:36:21,440
uap now dude

969
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:22,720
yeah i i

970
00:36:28,230 --> 00:36:25,520
i'm lactose intolerant

971
00:36:31,510 --> 00:36:28,240
and i only only eat keto

972
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:33,750
nothing there was just nothing

973
00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:35,200
and then like that's the end of the con

974
00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:36,320
that's an at the end of every

975
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:38,000
conversation that starts like that i

976
00:36:42,150 --> 00:36:40,640
know man i'm kidding [\h__\h] it oh no so

977
00:36:43,349 --> 00:36:42,160
like [\h__\h]

978
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:43,359
nuts and

979
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:45,760
berries and [\h__\h] and [\h__\h]

980
00:36:48,230 --> 00:36:46,720
meats

981
00:36:49,910 --> 00:36:48,240
did i say nuts

982
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:49,920
all right shut up ben all right so the

983
00:36:56,630 --> 00:36:54,160
next part of this is pretty cool

984
00:36:59,190 --> 00:36:56,640
um so it talks about story about these

985
00:37:01,910 --> 00:36:59,200
people living in india right and the

986
00:37:03,990 --> 00:37:01,920
story was put together like i don't it

987
00:37:06,069 --> 00:37:04,000
doesn't like have a date on here but it

988
00:37:07,270 --> 00:37:06,079
it says uh

989
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:07,280
this book

990
00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:10,240
um was written by a group of storyteller

991
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:12,320
uh legends which are

992
00:37:17,190 --> 00:37:14,960
like the story was finally put together

993
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:17,200
in a manuscript form from people who

994
00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:18,720
learned how to write

995
00:37:22,150 --> 00:37:20,800
like so like when people learned how to

996
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:22,160
write they were they started putting

997
00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:24,240
these stories together and this story is

998
00:37:28,630 --> 00:37:26,720
nuts dude um

999
00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:28,640
let's see uh can i scroll to where i

1000
00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:30,240
wanna i wanna also i wanna read along

1001
00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:31,280
dude

1002
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:36,480
four fifty seven is when it starts it's

1003
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:38,800
in the second paragraph

1004
00:37:42,790 --> 00:37:40,640
like third sentence

1005
00:37:45,349 --> 00:37:42,800
uh one of the stories is a small group

1006
00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:45,359
of beings who supposedly came to earth

1007
00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:48,160
many thousands of years ago in a metal

1008
00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:51,040
craft which orbited earth several times

1009
00:37:55,510 --> 00:37:52,800
before landing

1010
00:37:57,430 --> 00:37:55,520
as told in the book these beings lived

1011
00:38:00,069 --> 00:37:57,440
to themselves and

1012
00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:00,079
were revered by humans among whom they

1013
00:38:05,510 --> 00:38:02,720
had settled but eventually differences

1014
00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:05,520
arose among them and they divided their

1015
00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:08,640
numbers several of the men and women and

1016
00:38:14,069 --> 00:38:11,040
children settling in another city where

1017
00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:14,079
they were promptly installed as rulers

1018
00:38:18,069 --> 00:38:16,560
um by the all-strick and populous so

1019
00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:18,079
they're saying that like these these

1020
00:38:22,630 --> 00:38:20,160
things came down after they orbited the

1021
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:22,640
earth many many times they came to the

1022
00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:25,280
population the population was like holy

1023
00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:27,280
[\h__\h] you guys are like

1024
00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:29,920
really cool right and so then

1025
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:32,960
differences happened uh between the the

1026
00:38:37,910 --> 00:38:35,040
the people that landed here so half of

1027
00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:37,920
them stayed and half of them went

1028
00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:40,400
somewhere else hold on wait dude i'm

1029
00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:42,240
sorry i'm sorry but like we're talking

1030
00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:44,800
about and i feel like remember earlier

1031
00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:46,720
when i was telling you this is what dan

1032
00:38:51,109 --> 00:38:49,440
warren was covering in his tick tock uh

1033
00:38:53,270 --> 00:38:51,119
uh series

1034
00:38:55,030 --> 00:38:53,280
this is this is it dude this is it so

1035
00:38:56,550 --> 00:38:55,040
this is an official air force

1036
00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:56,560
documentation

1037
00:39:00,950 --> 00:38:58,000
book

1038
00:39:03,349 --> 00:39:00,960
of information that they give

1039
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:03,359
yeah to our smartest our best of the

1040
00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:05,520
best of the best sir and they're they're

1041
00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:08,160
not saying right like hey this is a

1042
00:39:13,589 --> 00:39:10,560
factual story right they're saying like

1043
00:39:14,950 --> 00:39:13,599
look this story was written way back in

1044
00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:14,960
the day like when people learned how to

1045
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:17,680
[\h__\h] write right so and it survived

1046
00:39:20,550 --> 00:39:19,119
like uniform like that was the first

1047
00:39:22,630 --> 00:39:20,560
like written language apparently it

1048
00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:22,640
doesn't say whatever it was it was

1049
00:39:25,589 --> 00:39:24,560
somewhere in india

1050
00:39:27,430 --> 00:39:25,599
um

1051
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:27,440
it says separation did not bring peace

1052
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:29,920
to the people and finally their anger

1053
00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:32,800
reached a point where their ruler of the

1054
00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:35,040
original city took with him a small

1055
00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:36,960
number of his warriors

1056
00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:40,160
and they rose into the air in a huge

1057
00:39:44,870 --> 00:39:42,960
shining metal vessel while there were

1058
00:39:47,670 --> 00:39:44,880
many leagues from the city of their

1059
00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:47,680
enemies they launched great shining

1060
00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:51,040
lance that rode a beam of light it burst

1061
00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:53,680
apart in the city of their enemies with

1062
00:39:59,589 --> 00:39:56,480
a great ball of flame that shot up to

1063
00:40:01,829 --> 00:39:59,599
the heavens almost to the stars

1064
00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:01,839
all those who were in the city were

1065
00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:04,319
horribly burned and even those

1066
00:40:09,589 --> 00:40:06,880
who were not in the city but nearby were

1067
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:09,599
burned also those who looked upon the

1068
00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:12,319
lance and the ball of fire were blinded

1069
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:14,240
forever afterwards

1070
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:16,160
those who entered the city on foot

1071
00:40:21,109 --> 00:40:19,440
became ill and died even the dust of the

1072
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:21,119
city was poisoned

1073
00:40:27,030 --> 00:40:23,920
as were rivers that flowed through it

1074
00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:27,040
men dared not go near it and gradually

1075
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:29,359
and it gradually crumbled into dust and

1076
00:40:35,109 --> 00:40:32,560
was forgotten by men when the leader saw

1077
00:40:38,630 --> 00:40:35,119
what he had done to his own people he

1078
00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:38,640
retired to his place and refused to see

1079
00:40:43,829 --> 00:40:40,960
anyone his palace sorry and refused to

1080
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:43,839
see anyone then he gathered about about

1081
00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:47,280
him those of his warriors who remained

1082
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:49,280
and their wives and children and they

1083
00:40:54,790 --> 00:40:51,520
entered into their vessel and rose one

1084
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:54,800
by one in the sky and sailed away

1085
00:40:59,109 --> 00:40:57,599
nor did they return

1086
00:41:01,670 --> 00:40:59,119
this sounds like it's something straight

1087
00:41:03,109 --> 00:41:01,680
out of the ball

1088
00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:03,119
before

1089
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:05,440
so

1090
00:41:10,150 --> 00:41:07,760
this could this foregoing legend really

1091
00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:10,160
be an account of an extraterrestrial

1092
00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:12,560
colonization complete with guided

1093
00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:15,200
missiles nuclear warhead and radiation

1094
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:17,200
effects it's difficult to assess the

1095
00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:20,240
validity of that explanation just as it

1096
00:41:24,309 --> 00:41:23,040
is just as it is difficult to explain

1097
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:24,319
why

1098
00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:26,720
like so somebody read that story from

1099
00:41:31,270 --> 00:41:28,480
the military and was like yo

1100
00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:31,280
that sounds like a [\h__\h] icbm

1101
00:41:36,550 --> 00:41:34,160
that they shot at us at a nearby city

1102
00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:36,560
caused radiation blinded everybody that

1103
00:41:39,910 --> 00:41:38,400
watched it you know

1104
00:41:41,270 --> 00:41:39,920
like

1105
00:41:46,150 --> 00:41:41,280
dude

1106
00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:46,160
so those who entered the city on foot

1107
00:41:49,109 --> 00:41:47,440
became ill and died i mean that's

1108
00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:49,119
radiation poisoning

1109
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:50,640
yeah

1110
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:52,880
the dust of the city was poison

1111
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:54,240
yeah as were the rivers that flowed

1112
00:41:58,309 --> 00:41:56,480
through it

1113
00:42:00,230 --> 00:41:58,319
that's radiation

1114
00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:00,240
it's radiation man we're talking about

1115
00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:03,440
i'm not necessarily nuclear bombs but

1116
00:42:08,309 --> 00:42:06,640
the effect the same effect that

1117
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:08,319
we're not saying that these people are

1118
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:10,079
we saying that these people back in the

1119
00:42:13,750 --> 00:42:11,760
day before

1120
00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:13,760
language was able to be written

1121
00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:16,160
had the technology of nuclear power

1122
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:18,000
nuclear

1123
00:42:23,109 --> 00:42:21,200
are we saying that they like some other

1124
00:42:25,589 --> 00:42:23,119
i think it would be i think it's

1125
00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:25,599
interesting that if these beings because

1126
00:42:29,430 --> 00:42:27,599
they stated they they

1127
00:42:32,309 --> 00:42:29,440
were up in this metal craft and then

1128
00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:32,319
they landed and then they came out

1129
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:34,480
and then the people of earth worshiped

1130
00:42:37,270 --> 00:42:35,680
them

1131
00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:37,280
because they were all stricken by their

1132
00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:39,520
abilities so these things came from a

1133
00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:41,920
metal craft from the sky

1134
00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:44,640
right and they didn't describe metal

1135
00:42:49,430 --> 00:42:47,040
chariots flying across the sky or

1136
00:42:50,550 --> 00:42:49,440
nothing like that they described a a

1137
00:42:52,630 --> 00:42:50,560
metal

1138
00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:52,640
object that just came down people got

1139
00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:54,880
out then they were [\h__\h] awestruck

1140
00:42:58,550 --> 00:42:56,800
question but it also

1141
00:43:01,030 --> 00:42:58,560
one second it makes sense though right

1142
00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:01,040
that if these beings that landed so long

1143
00:43:04,309 --> 00:43:02,000
ago

1144
00:43:06,069 --> 00:43:04,319
ended up murdering humans with nuclear

1145
00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:06,079
weapons right and then they were like

1146
00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:06,960
dude

1147
00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:08,960
that was so [\h__\h] up we're just gonna

1148
00:43:12,309 --> 00:43:09,920
leave

1149
00:43:13,589 --> 00:43:12,319
and pretend like this never happened and

1150
00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:13,599
then

1151
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:17,520
they come back and they're like whoa

1152
00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:19,440
what the [\h__\h] are you doing that's why

1153
00:43:23,670 --> 00:43:21,200
we left in the first place because we

1154
00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:23,680
realized that this was a terrible idea

1155
00:43:28,630 --> 00:43:27,680
what are you doing why are you doing

1156
00:43:31,349 --> 00:43:28,640
so

1157
00:43:33,589 --> 00:43:31,359
okay

1158
00:43:36,790 --> 00:43:33,599
question

1159
00:43:39,349 --> 00:43:36,800
if this was written back

1160
00:43:41,030 --> 00:43:39,359
before like the bronze age let's say

1161
00:43:42,790 --> 00:43:41,040
that's a metal

1162
00:43:45,109 --> 00:43:42,800
what metal are do you think they they're

1163
00:43:47,670 --> 00:43:45,119
speaking of because i mean like steel

1164
00:43:49,589 --> 00:43:47,680
and stuff doesn't come till much later

1165
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:49,599
bronze does i mean that's i mean we go

1166
00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:51,680
from like historically speaking as far

1167
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:53,040
as we know

1168
00:43:58,069 --> 00:43:55,200
textbooks it's like we go from the stone

1169
00:43:59,430 --> 00:43:58,079
age to like the bronze age like

1170
00:44:00,710 --> 00:43:59,440
so like that's the only kind of like

1171
00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:00,720
metal

1172
00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:06,400
is that a a interpretation of the word

1173
00:44:09,270 --> 00:44:08,079
that they're actually using because we i

1174
00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:09,280
mean

1175
00:44:16,069 --> 00:44:12,880
rabbit hole on like the the translation

1176
00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:16,079
of the bible itself like there's i mean

1177
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:17,760
it was translated wrong

1178
00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:20,000
it could be a it could be a [\h__\h]

1179
00:44:24,790 --> 00:44:22,160
wooden craft and it doesn't matter it

1180
00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:24,800
orbited the earth and landed

1181
00:44:27,510 --> 00:44:26,000
it's a

1182
00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:27,520
very good point yeah it doesn't matter

1183
00:44:30,950 --> 00:44:28,960
what it's made out of at that point

1184
00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:30,960
right i guess i guess

1185
00:44:34,069 --> 00:44:31,920
it would

1186
00:44:35,910 --> 00:44:34,079
okay ooh ooh i'm falling back on this

1187
00:44:38,470 --> 00:44:35,920
like the context clues of like it's shot

1188
00:44:40,150 --> 00:44:38,480
it's shiny

1189
00:44:42,230 --> 00:44:40,160
like what other thing shines other than

1190
00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:42,240
like i guess like granite

1191
00:44:45,270 --> 00:44:44,400
the green is freaking heavy man yeah i

1192
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:45,280
mean

1193
00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:46,560
uh

1194
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:48,960
diamonds right

1195
00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:50,960
do you imagine a ship made out of

1196
00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:52,960
diamonds

1197
00:44:56,970 --> 00:44:56,560
i uh i think kanye west has one

1198
00:44:59,349 --> 00:44:56,980
um

1199
00:45:00,230 --> 00:44:59,359
[Laughter]

1200
00:45:01,349 --> 00:45:00,240
nice

1201
00:45:02,829 --> 00:45:01,359
yeah dude

1202
00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:02,839
dude i

1203
00:45:07,990 --> 00:45:06,160
just i don't know i don't know i love it

1204
00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:08,000
i love that this is in like a an

1205
00:45:11,349 --> 00:45:09,440
official

1206
00:45:13,190 --> 00:45:11,359
document i know

1207
00:45:14,870 --> 00:45:13,200
like what if they're just like blatantly

1208
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:14,880
sell telling us hey this is all we this

1209
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:16,640
is what we know dude this is what we

1210
00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:18,960
know this is all we know

1211
00:45:22,309 --> 00:45:20,720
i'll take it

1212
00:45:24,230 --> 00:45:22,319
yeah uh

1213
00:45:26,630 --> 00:45:24,240
and then it talks about the greek and

1214
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:26,640
roman mythology right and the battles

1215
00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:28,960
between the gods that always happened

1216
00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:31,520
right how why would we just discount

1217
00:45:36,550 --> 00:45:34,560
that that the that the gods had a battle

1218
00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:36,560
right i mean i guess

1219
00:45:40,790 --> 00:45:38,560
i guess if it was like a beautiful sunny

1220
00:45:43,589 --> 00:45:40,800
day and then a hurricane showed up if

1221
00:45:50,950 --> 00:45:46,950
a greek you'd be like oh

1222
00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:50,960
poseidon is angered by zeus or whoever

1223
00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:52,720
the [\h__\h] god of the sun was right i

1224
00:45:56,470 --> 00:45:54,480
don't know uh

1225
00:45:58,230 --> 00:45:56,480
maybe hermes i don't know he's the guy

1226
00:46:00,710 --> 00:45:58,240
that flies over over the sun or

1227
00:46:04,390 --> 00:46:02,630
i know that yeah and it always makes up

1228
00:46:06,790 --> 00:46:04,400
the greeks and the romans and i remember

1229
00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:06,800
oh yeah greeks were all like venus and

1230
00:46:08,950 --> 00:46:08,079
and stuff like that they were like

1231
00:46:10,950 --> 00:46:08,960
planets

1232
00:46:12,790 --> 00:46:10,960
of [\h__\h] and yeah i've seen it you have

1233
00:46:14,069 --> 00:46:12,800
seen internals yeah i've seen internals

1234
00:46:16,390 --> 00:46:14,079
i guess that doesn't really they don't

1235
00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:16,400
really say who the the sun god is they

1236
00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:17,440
don't really

1237
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:19,119
only say that

1238
00:46:22,390 --> 00:46:20,800
yeah but but

1239
00:46:23,670 --> 00:46:22,400
there is a hermes

1240
00:46:25,990 --> 00:46:23,680
yeah dude

1241
00:46:28,470 --> 00:46:26,000
uh i i don't i don't know man i don't

1242
00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:28,480
know and then it even goes into like um

1243
00:46:32,230 --> 00:46:31,280
like in uh in ireland this thing came

1244
00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:32,240
down

1245
00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:33,040
and

1246
00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:34,160
uh

1247
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:43,760
rope from this flying craft in ireland

1248
00:46:49,190 --> 00:46:45,760
and it ended up getting stuck like on

1249
00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:49,200
this like steeple on a church and so one

1250
00:46:54,710 --> 00:46:50,880
of the guys climbed down this rope

1251
00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:54,720
supposedly and the uh the community saw

1252
00:47:00,790 --> 00:46:57,040
it and they rushed him and they grabbed

1253
00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:00,800
him and by order of like the the priest

1254
00:47:05,829 --> 00:47:02,960
at the time they killed him

1255
00:47:07,990 --> 00:47:05,839
no no he he ordered him to let him go oh

1256
00:47:09,829 --> 00:47:08,000
good the guy cut the rope and ended up

1257
00:47:13,270 --> 00:47:09,839
scurrying back up into the craft and it

1258
00:47:17,190 --> 00:47:13,280
flew away this was like back in the day

1259
00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:18,150
uh

1260
00:47:23,670 --> 00:47:21,280
there was another one what was um

1261
00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:23,680
uh who was it who was it

1262
00:47:29,670 --> 00:47:27,040
new boot scooting up that rope dude ah

1263
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:29,680
that may have been

1264
00:47:35,190 --> 00:47:33,359
oh oh dude and then in uh in france

1265
00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:35,200
three men and a woman and a woman

1266
00:47:40,309 --> 00:47:37,680
supposedly descended from an airship or

1267
00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:40,319
a spaceship and were captured by a mob

1268
00:47:42,870 --> 00:47:42,000
this was another one where mob captured

1269
00:47:44,710 --> 00:47:42,880
them

1270
00:47:48,630 --> 00:47:44,720
these foreigners

1271
00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:50,950
they admitted to being wizards and then

1272
00:47:55,349 --> 00:47:53,920
the mob murdered him oh god see that's

1273
00:47:57,270 --> 00:47:55,359
what i thought the ending of the other

1274
00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:57,280
story was gonna be like almost every

1275
00:47:59,190 --> 00:47:58,319
ending of

1276
00:48:00,230 --> 00:47:59,200
like

1277
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:00,240
anything

1278
00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:02,640
a few hundred years ago was like

1279
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:04,960
they probably killed them like anything

1280
00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:07,760
weird happen like kill him like just

1281
00:48:12,870 --> 00:48:10,640
yeah like a default thing oh that guy's

1282
00:48:14,069 --> 00:48:12,880
weird let's let's just we all know what

1283
00:48:16,549 --> 00:48:14,079
we got to do

1284
00:48:18,710 --> 00:48:16,559
hey look at this uh i like this one uh

1285
00:48:20,549 --> 00:48:18,720
33.3

1286
00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:20,559
numerology anybody

1287
00:48:24,630 --> 00:48:22,240
some theories as to the nature of the

1288
00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:24,640
ufo phenomenon there are very few

1289
00:48:28,549 --> 00:48:26,400
cohesive theories as to the nature of

1290
00:48:33,030 --> 00:48:28,559
ufos those theories that have been

1291
00:48:35,030 --> 00:48:33,040
advanced can be collected in five groups

1292
00:48:37,030 --> 00:48:35,040
one mysticism

1293
00:48:40,230 --> 00:48:37,040
that's cool

1294
00:48:44,069 --> 00:48:40,240
oh wait i said one a uh b hoaxes and

1295
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:44,079
rantings due to unstable personalities

1296
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:46,000
that'll be me

1297
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:48,480
c uh secret weapons

1298
00:48:55,270 --> 00:48:51,599
d natural phenomena s

1299
00:48:57,270 --> 00:48:55,280
uh and e alien visitors

1300
00:48:58,950 --> 00:48:57,280
so does do you think this is ordered my

1301
00:49:00,549 --> 00:48:58,960
question to you joe like do you think

1302
00:49:02,470 --> 00:49:00,559
this is ordered at any kind of like

1303
00:49:04,950 --> 00:49:02,480
believability scale or just do you think

1304
00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:04,960
it's random

1305
00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:06,640
i mean

1306
00:49:10,549 --> 00:49:08,160
like it's the last thing that we'll

1307
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:10,559
believe is going to be alien visitors i

1308
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:12,160
think it's i think it's ordered like

1309
00:49:17,270 --> 00:49:13,920
that on purpose

1310
00:49:20,790 --> 00:49:19,190
i feel like they're in your face telling

1311
00:49:22,150 --> 00:49:20,800
you that it's

1312
00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:22,160
mischism

1313
00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:23,359
right because then the first one is

1314
00:49:26,230 --> 00:49:24,960
mysticism right nobody believes in

1315
00:49:27,829 --> 00:49:26,240
mysticism

1316
00:49:29,750 --> 00:49:27,839
you know yeah it's almost like it's

1317
00:49:31,589 --> 00:49:29,760
almost like you pass it you pass it like

1318
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:31,599
because it's the first answer

1319
00:49:34,870 --> 00:49:33,280
yeah yeah you're gonna on a test you're

1320
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:34,880
like

1321
00:49:42,309 --> 00:49:39,920
oh yeah mysticism right that [\h__\h] was

1322
00:49:43,430 --> 00:49:42,319
for the hippies and dope smokers yeah

1323
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:43,440
man

1324
00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:47,440
hoaxes and rantings do the uh unstable

1325
00:49:51,589 --> 00:49:49,200
personalities that would be the next

1326
00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:51,599
thing on the list people like ah yeah

1327
00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:53,680
yeah because mysticism is full of [\h__\h]

1328
00:49:59,030 --> 00:49:56,480
so it must be hoaxes right yeah and then

1329
00:50:01,670 --> 00:49:59,040
you get to see your like secret weapons

1330
00:50:04,309 --> 00:50:01,680
oh wait a second well you know it could

1331
00:50:06,790 --> 00:50:04,319
be hoaxes mysticism is still a bunch of

1332
00:50:08,870 --> 00:50:06,800
[\h__\h] but secret weapons i can i can

1333
00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:08,880
you know hold on to secret weapons

1334
00:50:13,750 --> 00:50:11,280
natural phenomena and then last but not

1335
00:50:15,589 --> 00:50:13,760
least you know if if if all this stuff

1336
00:50:16,470 --> 00:50:15,599
doesn't check out it could be alien

1337
00:50:18,230 --> 00:50:16,480
system

1338
00:50:20,870 --> 00:50:18,240
it's just it's a crazy thought guys but

1339
00:50:23,829 --> 00:50:20,880
it could be alien visitors yeah man no

1340
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:23,839
so i think i think definitely uh i i

1341
00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:25,680
think it was definitely on purpose for

1342
00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:27,599
sure well look at look at the last

1343
00:50:32,549 --> 00:50:30,240
sentence um it even starts with

1344
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:32,559
mysticism i guess it's describing each i

1345
00:50:36,870 --> 00:50:34,640
don't know does it oh it does okay so it

1346
00:50:38,230 --> 00:50:36,880
goes on to describe it is believed by

1347
00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:38,240
some cults

1348
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:40,240
that the missions of ufos and their

1349
00:50:45,589 --> 00:50:43,119
crews this is a spiritual one and then

1350
00:50:50,309 --> 00:50:45,599
all materialistic efforts to determine

1351
00:50:51,990 --> 00:50:50,319
the ufo's nature are doomed to failure

1352
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:52,000
that's all it says about mysticism

1353
00:50:54,390 --> 00:50:52,880
really

1354
00:50:56,150 --> 00:50:54,400
yeah that's all it says

1355
00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:56,160
yeah and now

1356
00:51:00,069 --> 00:50:57,440
and now isn't it funny how like

1357
00:51:02,790 --> 00:51:00,079
mysticism and like consciousness and

1358
00:51:05,910 --> 00:51:02,800
like all that [\h__\h] being one everything

1359
00:51:07,829 --> 00:51:05,920
is one is like now like

1360
00:51:09,589 --> 00:51:07,839
the complete opposite of what it used to

1361
00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:09,599
be back in the day

1362
00:51:14,710 --> 00:51:13,280
yeah and if you go back to page 458 they

1363
00:51:17,270 --> 00:51:14,720
have this little article down at the

1364
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:17,280
very bottom about alexander hamilton the

1365
00:51:24,390 --> 00:51:22,470
uh

1366
00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:24,400
1897 dude

1367
00:51:27,670 --> 00:51:26,240
kansas 97

1368
00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:27,680
in kansas right here in the united

1369
00:51:30,470 --> 00:51:28,640
states

1370
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:30,480
something came down prominent farmer

1371
00:51:34,309 --> 00:51:32,960
named alexander hamilton sorry

1372
00:51:36,230 --> 00:51:34,319
i was just gonna give you the cliff

1373
00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:36,240
notes

1374
00:51:39,589 --> 00:51:38,400
a craft came down dropped a rope picked

1375
00:51:41,589 --> 00:51:39,599
up a cow

1376
00:51:43,510 --> 00:51:41,599
and they were like hey what the [\h__\h] and

1377
00:51:45,349 --> 00:51:43,520
it took off with the cow

1378
00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:45,359
and everybody was like what is going on

1379
00:51:48,870 --> 00:51:46,800
and then the next day like the

1380
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:48,880
neighboring farmer found its legs and

1381
00:51:53,829 --> 00:51:51,760
head on its prop on their property

1382
00:51:55,670 --> 00:51:53,839
and the guy was like how did how did it

1383
00:51:57,829 --> 00:51:55,680
get here like there's not even any

1384
00:51:59,349 --> 00:51:57,839
tracks to where these legs are so

1385
00:52:02,069 --> 00:51:59,359
whatever it was

1386
00:52:04,790 --> 00:52:02,079
they cut that [\h__\h] off and threw it down

1387
00:52:08,069 --> 00:52:04,800
out of a craft out of a 167. a

1388
00:52:11,109 --> 00:52:08,079
cigar-shaped ship about 300 feet long

1389
00:52:13,109 --> 00:52:11,119
floated some 30 feet above the kettle

1390
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:13,119
it had a carriage underneath which was

1391
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:14,880
brightly lighted

1392
00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:15,760
with

1393
00:52:19,829 --> 00:52:17,520
dirigible

1394
00:52:21,670 --> 00:52:19,839
and gondola

1395
00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:21,680
there is a question mark of that

1396
00:52:28,069 --> 00:52:24,240
uh and which had numerous windows that

1397
00:52:30,069 --> 00:52:28,079
sounds like a lot of michael schratt um

1398
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:30,079
illustration doesn't it

1399
00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:32,559
that one in particular

1400
00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:35,440
inside were six strange looking beings

1401
00:52:40,790 --> 00:52:38,720
jabbering in a foreign language

1402
00:52:41,670 --> 00:52:40,800
jabbering

1403
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:41,680
yeah

1404
00:52:44,710 --> 00:52:43,200
i feel like if you told it like a crowd

1405
00:52:47,270 --> 00:52:44,720
of people like hey stop your jabbering

1406
00:52:51,349 --> 00:52:47,280
like that's an insult right like

1407
00:52:54,950 --> 00:52:52,790
so well we're actually having

1408
00:52:55,990 --> 00:52:54,960
intellectual conversations

1409
00:53:00,470 --> 00:52:56,000
it's good

1410
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:00,480
it's real good it's really nice

1411
00:53:05,910 --> 00:53:03,760
talking about ice cream says yes dude

1412
00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:05,920
but uh

1413
00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:08,160
so yeah dude yeah this is cool dude i

1414
00:53:11,670 --> 00:53:09,520
want to keep reading yeah that's a cool

1415
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:11,680
it's a cool document uh if you guys want

1416
00:53:17,109 --> 00:53:15,040
to check it out it's on the uh group the

1417
00:53:20,069 --> 00:53:17,119
ufo garage group page

1418
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:20,079
on facebook uh john mark's posted it go

1419
00:53:24,390 --> 00:53:21,920
check it out it's a really cool

1420
00:53:26,309 --> 00:53:24,400
interesting read i sat down this morning

1421
00:53:28,549 --> 00:53:26,319
i went and i got some coffee

1422
00:53:29,750 --> 00:53:28,559
um and i opened up the document and i

1423
00:53:31,510 --> 00:53:29,760
ended up sitting there for like 30

1424
00:53:34,549 --> 00:53:31,520
minutes and i just read the whole thing

1425
00:53:37,030 --> 00:53:34,559
so i'm a slow reader

1426
00:53:38,150 --> 00:53:37,040
it's like 15 pages i think oh stop

1427
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:38,160
something like that

1428
00:53:43,430 --> 00:53:41,599
yeah it's not bad how fun though

1429
00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:43,440
it was very interesting and it wasn't

1430
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:45,599
like some boring ass like government

1431
00:53:50,630 --> 00:53:48,400
document you know yeah it was like a

1432
00:53:53,109 --> 00:53:50,640
really interesting document this is what

1433
00:53:58,790 --> 00:53:53,119
we want man give the people the content

1434
00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:00,630
just just tell us what to do just give

1435
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:04,000
us a content man yeah that's so true

1436
00:54:07,349 --> 00:54:05,599
that's so true

1437
00:54:08,829 --> 00:54:07,359
oh man

1438
00:54:12,470 --> 00:54:08,839
john music

1439
00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:12,480
dude thanks for 2015 bro thank you so

1440
00:54:17,750 --> 00:54:16,240
much that's what's up oh yeah

1441
00:54:19,910 --> 00:54:17,760
all right i'm gonna i'm gonna

1442
00:54:22,870 --> 00:54:19,920
i've been neglecting the chat all all

1443
00:54:25,990 --> 00:54:22,880
evening it's all good that was a quick

1444
00:54:28,309 --> 00:54:26,000
uh that was a pretty quick hour man yeah

1445
00:54:30,069 --> 00:54:28,319
man it was a pretty quick hour but that

1446
00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:30,079
was that was that's awesome that's what

1447
00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:31,920
i love about these is because it's just

1448
00:54:36,950 --> 00:54:34,240
two topics we can't lightly get into

1449
00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:36,960
them and it just sparks conversation

1450
00:54:41,109 --> 00:54:38,880
sparks ideas gives you guys something to

1451
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:41,119
go and and look at

1452
00:54:44,230 --> 00:54:43,440
uh before thursday you know hop in the

1453
00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:44,240
chat

1454
00:54:48,789 --> 00:54:46,160
we gotta we got a good one coming up

1455
00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:48,799
this thursday guys we got an awesome

1456
00:54:53,430 --> 00:54:51,440
awesome thursday we've got darcy weir

1457
00:54:55,829 --> 00:54:53,440
and jim goodall the

1458
00:54:57,829 --> 00:54:55,839
gym

1459
00:54:58,870 --> 00:54:57,839
the legend we're talking about their

1460
00:55:01,190 --> 00:54:58,880
their new

1461
00:55:04,309 --> 00:55:01,200
darcy wears new film

1462
00:55:06,789 --> 00:55:04,319
um called the legendary the legendary

1463
00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:06,799
tr3b

1464
00:55:10,789 --> 00:55:08,880
it is said to be the very first

1465
00:55:13,190 --> 00:55:10,799
alien reproduction vehicle that the

1466
00:55:15,430 --> 00:55:13,200
military built secretly for space

1467
00:55:17,829 --> 00:55:15,440
exploration the history of triangular

1468
00:55:20,630 --> 00:55:17,839
ufo sightings and top

1469
00:55:23,109 --> 00:55:20,640
secret military aircraft

1470
00:55:27,109 --> 00:55:23,119
is discussed by the best and the

1471
00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:27,119
brightest featuring richie frisky dolan

1472
00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:30,640
jimothy goodall jeremy rice

1473
00:55:37,349 --> 00:55:32,799
dr jack casher

1474
00:55:39,910 --> 00:55:39,109
uh i don't know if there's any relation

1475
00:55:42,150 --> 00:55:39,920
but

1476
00:55:44,150 --> 00:55:42,160
uh and darcy where of course he's the uh

1477
00:55:46,069 --> 00:55:44,160
uh the director that's gonna be a good

1478
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:46,079
convo dude that's gonna be fun

1479
00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:47,760
well i hope there's no relation

1480
00:55:50,470 --> 00:55:49,040
otherwise you know it's all gonna be

1481
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:50,480
full of [\h__\h] they're just making it up

1482
00:55:54,069 --> 00:55:52,070
on the spot

1483
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:54,079
[Laughter]

1484
00:55:57,270 --> 00:55:55,760
on the spot dude

1485
00:55:58,950 --> 00:55:57,280
they're just making the [\h__\h] up as they

1486
00:56:01,990 --> 00:55:58,960
go they're just making it up dude they

1487
00:56:04,390 --> 00:56:02,000
don't [\h__\h] do the best you can man

1488
00:56:06,630 --> 00:56:04,400
well the information provided at that

1489
00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:06,640
moment

1490
00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:09,040
oh we must own the production company so

1491
00:56:13,109 --> 00:56:11,200
quartz in his best interest

1492
00:56:15,109 --> 00:56:13,119
you know what no no buttholes okay

1493
00:56:17,349 --> 00:56:15,119
everybody does have buttholes wait but

1494
00:56:19,829 --> 00:56:17,359
do they have but also people have too i

1495
00:56:22,309 --> 00:56:19,839
don't know i don't know some people are

1496
00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:22,319
just [\h__\h]

1497
00:56:26,710 --> 00:56:23,599
yes

1498
00:56:28,630 --> 00:56:26,720
oh [\h__\h] man all right dude um well hey

1499
00:56:30,390 --> 00:56:28,640
that was pretty sick you guys don't

1500
00:56:33,190 --> 00:56:30,400
forget to go check out all of our stuff

1501
00:56:34,950 --> 00:56:33,200
down at ufo garagepodcast.com

1502
00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:34,960
if you haven't heard

1503
00:56:37,190 --> 00:56:35,760
uh

1504
00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:37,200
we're doing a pretty kick-ass thing

1505
00:56:41,750 --> 00:56:39,200
anything you purchase from us at the end

1506
00:56:43,750 --> 00:56:41,760
of the quarter 20 gets donated to people

1507
00:56:46,150 --> 00:56:43,760
who are doing research or people are in

1508
00:56:48,069 --> 00:56:46,160
the community that are just in a need uh

1509
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:48,079
for a little extra help then lizzie

1510
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:50,720
borden i love the butthole surfers uh

1511
00:56:56,549 --> 00:56:53,040
they're from our hometown what's up

1512
00:57:00,230 --> 00:56:56,559
austin texas in the house yeah uh

1513
00:57:01,750 --> 00:57:00,240
yeah dude um so yeah yeah when uh when

1514
00:57:03,510 --> 00:57:01,760
you help us

1515
00:57:05,109 --> 00:57:03,520
you help everybody in the community so

1516
00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:05,119
it's gonna be pretty sweet don't forget

1517
00:57:09,349 --> 00:57:07,680
to go check it out um

1518
00:57:10,950 --> 00:57:09,359
yeah

1519
00:57:15,829 --> 00:57:10,960
we're doing our part and we're doing our

1520
00:57:20,789 --> 00:57:18,950
so oh my god shots

1521
00:57:23,670 --> 00:57:20,799
no she said

1522
00:57:27,109 --> 00:57:23,680
hello hello host

1523
00:57:28,630 --> 00:57:27,119
you could tell where my brain's at

1524
00:57:30,549 --> 00:57:28,640
amazing oh dude

1525
00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:30,559
yeah man yeah oh yeah and crack

1526
00:57:33,829 --> 00:57:32,079
congratulations on

1527
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:33,839
then lizzie borden for uh joining the

1528
00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:35,599
s.o.r weekend show that's freaking

1529
00:57:38,710 --> 00:57:36,880
awesome well i was talking to willie

1530
00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:38,720
about that this uh this past week that's

1531
00:57:42,549 --> 00:57:41,119
awesome so congrats thin lizzie

1532
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:42,559
she's awesome y'all gotta check her out

1533
00:57:46,309 --> 00:57:43,760
if y'all haven't seen them on the

1534
00:57:47,510 --> 00:57:46,319
weekend show well space on radio in

1535
00:57:49,670 --> 00:57:47,520
general y'all should check them out

1536
00:57:52,309 --> 00:57:49,680
they're it's awesome group of people

1537
00:57:55,030 --> 00:57:52,319
awesome uh conversations happening so we

1538
00:57:56,630 --> 00:57:55,040
love supporting our buds over there

1539
00:57:59,910 --> 00:57:56,640
yes he is yes

1540
00:58:03,190 --> 00:57:59,920
look at morales love you brother hey you

1541
00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:03,200
totally rock as well man

1542
00:58:07,589 --> 00:58:05,280
uh mr crowley love you brother

1543
00:58:09,190 --> 00:58:07,599
simon wales

1544
00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:09,200
a little tear in your eyes like i got a

1545
00:58:13,349 --> 00:58:10,960
little tear in my eye too also i love

1546
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:13,359
your profile photo what is that dude i

1547
00:58:17,109 --> 00:58:15,760
love it dude

1548
00:58:18,870 --> 00:58:17,119
pretty sweet

1549
00:58:21,990 --> 00:58:18,880
it looks like a character from the old

1550
00:58:22,950 --> 00:58:22,000
raisins uh tv show that used to come on

1551
00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:22,960
that's what it looks like a little

1552
00:58:27,910 --> 00:58:25,680
claymation guy yeah yeah

1553
00:58:30,950 --> 00:58:27,920
all right guys well that's it for us on

1554
00:58:34,230 --> 00:58:30,960
another totally topless two topic two

1555
00:58:36,870 --> 00:58:34,240
tuesdays man we will see y'all on

1556
00:58:38,470 --> 00:58:36,880
thursday sound good yeah all right it

1557
00:58:40,069 --> 00:58:38,480
doesn't look good

1558
00:58:46,650 --> 00:58:40,079
i'll talk to y'all next time man all

1559
00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:49,620
[Music]

1560
00:58:53,670 --> 00:58:52,580
[Applause]

1561
00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:53,680
[Music]

1562
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:55,220
oh

1563
00:58:59,370 --> 00:58:55,850
[Music]